The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

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The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby rogue0208 » Wed May 08, 2013 9:55 pm

Once upon a time, I changed jobs. I got a job working with Scarlet. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Emperor's Prize » Wed May 08, 2013 10:00 pm

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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Scarlet » Wed May 08, 2013 11:39 pm

And by happily ever after she means "burnt the building down to the ground and rode off into the sunset laughing maniacally with the blood of Catholics smeared on their bodies".
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby rogue0208 » Wed May 08, 2013 11:44 pm

I'm printing that out and hanging that on your monitor tomorrow. ;)

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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby soxtalon » Thu May 09, 2013 2:01 pm

True story. I got penny pictures to prove it.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Viper » Sat May 11, 2013 11:32 pm

It's like marvel team up...except with smelly vaginas.

I guess it's time for the avenger troll initiative.

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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Emperor's Prize » Sat May 11, 2013 11:34 pm

^ Hold yer horses thar pardner. Ain't you troll enough for a town this size? :ymcowboy:
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Viper » Sun May 12, 2013 2:55 am

I'm like the yoda of trolls these days. Still can kick troll ass if I need to, but prefer to empower other trolls to do my troll dirty work.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Emperor's Prize » Sun May 12, 2013 3:12 am

Troll wars not make one great? So that's why I'm still mediocre. :))
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby KyleKatarn96 » Tue May 21, 2013 1:05 am

Viper, you instigator.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby SarkaVrae » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:00 pm

yay on the new job? :) wont Scarlet end up being a horrible distraction though?
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Scarlet » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:59 pm

Alas, the affair is over, but she has returned to her true love.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Emperor's Prize » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:55 pm

A sad day ... But take heart! Who knows, perhaps one day, years from now, she'll come crawling back, begging you to forgive her the error of her ways. ;)
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby Scarlet » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:59 pm

She cannot be a caged bird - she must fly free, unrestrained by corporate policy, general ineptitude and inflexibility.
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby rogue0208 » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:47 am

Sarka, Scarlet was a horrible distraction. I had to walk by her desk multiple times a day and I always wanted to wave and say HI! but that would be wildly unprofessional. So often I just ignored her, which was what a normal person would do but was ridiculously hard for me.

This bird has flown the coop and back to teaching! I have found that corporate america is not for me, no matter how much I love my co-workers!
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Re: The Story of How I Got a Job with Scarlet

Postby SarkaVrae » Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:45 am

I surely hope the new teaching job is less stressful than the last! :)
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