ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!
A good friend of mine...and one of Phatooine's finest...Captain_Sarcasm...extended the invite of our stupid little group over to this fine establishment several months-ago. Unfortunately, we get pretty irresponsible after we've been drinking heavily, and we spaced-off coming over here until now. Now we're sober (at-least long enough to post this idiotic thread), and plan to have some fun and make some new friends. Any and all are welcomed to hangout and party with us...
Wanna know a little of our history?
THE ENTIRE PROPHECY
CHEWYCHARMY
5/13/02 10:27pm
ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue?
THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply
5/13/02 11:38pm
You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE.
yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy
Then...a day later...more wisdom...
5/14/02 9:43am
you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in??
End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy
5/14/02 11:34am
Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed.
Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall.
That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy
5/14/02 11:58am[I]
more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense.
I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days.
charmy
After chewy was permabanned, he came back to complete the prophecy...in super-sock form...
CAPTAINCOWMAN
[I]5/14/02 12:28pm
Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force??
5/14/02 3:13pm
I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie.
Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry
LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG
5/14/02 9:01pm
I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea.
My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds.
To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy. THis is my spoiler.
Chewy
5/14/02 9:10pm
yes and im going to greece tomorrow, charmychewy will live on.
CHARMYCHEWY
5/15 12:53pm
I will speak when there is silence. The mystery of the blue yoda will be unlocked.
His stick is more than a mystery itself, that stick was went to break his fall...... So ive heard. The stick is more than just a stick, it is a rendetion of a saber, Yodas saber,
Since yoda is light the stick never broke when he fell. Luke and everyone else actually see a stick, however yoda sees a saber, he thinks he has never fought yet, since the empire fried his brain. His mantality from the force was to strong to break to barrier. All he knows is the force, everything else is a blur. This proving luke was a conisadence, not destiny.
5/16/02 9:44am
Silence my followers, silence. All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE! In his blueness state of roughy 2 minutes, he has found the truth behind the truth. He knows now he can be defeated. YODA KNOWS MY FRIENDS HE KNOWS!!
SILENCE! Yoda knew his saber form could never last, he could never blend in with his greeness and fight forever. SOmeone was going to change him to the blueness. Yoda was defeated, but never lost.!! He found a new home, the swamp, and he THINKS he still has his saber, but its only a stick!
THe story of the blue yoda has been told. ALl of my information has been unfolded through out this thread.
I beleive in the force. I come in peace,
praise me if you want, for I am
CHewycharmy- the mystery is finally unlocked. Yoda was never really blue, he was sad that
he was defeated. WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE MY PEOPLE
YOU ARE SAD. The little guy was sad that he lost. COMMENCE!
5/21/02 6:01pm
I have returned, COMMENCE MY PEOPLE, COMMENCE! HAIL BLUE YODA! HAIL HIM NOW!
HE is forever blue, not the color but the blue, as one may imagine, but the self state of being BLUE. Yes my people, he has returned to green. THE GREEN STATE, with the imagined SABER (STICK) MY prior briefings have caught many eyes of believing indivudals. I HAIL YOU.
HECTOR, BLUE YODA, ETC have stuck by my wisdom. MY followers know who they are. To my recent viewers of the society, just remember, my briefings are wise. THE society, isnt a society itself, but it is a society, in a society,
COMMENCE!
BRIEFING number 6 will follow in a day. My MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY.
CHEW CHEW CACHOO
5/22/02 12:48pm
with the rendition of the truth
AHBY-,
Dismissal!
AHBY- i speak, i speak the truth, i speak words, words of wisdom that i do.
Yoda is the masterfull jedi, for he speaks, he speaks with a lisp, but he still speaks.
THe fall, affected his speakage. I need not go back to the past, i am speaking in the present. IF my new students want to read the story, go back through my earlier briefings.
COMMENCE! my children, my followers , this cult is strong. Yoda is with us, may that it be only a movie, yoda has come into the real world, the transformation has begun. BLUE is everywhere. THe galaxy has fallen. Yoda has risen from the swamp, he image is with me now.
I for see yoda and his speakage. SPEAK GREAT YODA, SPEAK! For I am yoda master. I swamp in the live. I am a man little, with power of the mighty.
Yoda has spoken, he has spoken, my people.
The story of the great blue yoda will live on, i will soon inform. The transformation has begun!! What transformation do you dismantle charmy? Translate my prior briefings and you will soon see the image of the transformation! Go back, read my people READ.
COMMENCE!
**As compiled by Master Salty and uncovered by DorkmanScott**
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